omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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