She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
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i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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