apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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