I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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