your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I need a burrito and a hug.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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