sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
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