You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.