i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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