This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
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I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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