I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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