I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
In other news, I just burned my penis
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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