I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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