I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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