Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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