Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
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I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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