STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Randomize