Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Be still, my beating vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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