I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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