And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
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I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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