I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Randomize
