Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Sober January is a disaster.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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