I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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