If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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