Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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