Im at strip club and am horny
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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