Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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