After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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