Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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