i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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