bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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