If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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