Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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