I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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