Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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