you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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