I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
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No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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