i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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