You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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