how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
