I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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