But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
