Please, let me fuck your mom
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
