Got a toothbrush?
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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