2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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