she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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