I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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