look no pants
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
My dick has a subreddit
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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