I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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