I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
In the future we'll all be gay
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
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if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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