What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
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If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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