idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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