he wants to bone in the snuggie
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
