On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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