Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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