if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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