the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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